From the time a baby is born, to sometime before they learn to speak, they still remember where they came from … and I’m not referring to the womb. I mean the place before that — that place we return to when we leave these cheap, humanoid housings behind.

And that’s why babies cry so much: they are totally bummed when they get here, and want to go back.  But by the time they can speak, those memories have been overwritten by Tipsy-Aunt-In-Your-Face-Martha, Crazy-Uncle-Bad-Breath-Bob, and all the other Earth monsters.

Hell, maybe this is purgatory … uh?

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