Question:

Mr Grinch,
Is there any other word in the English language … other than “merry” … that is used to describe just one event?
— I.M. Illiterate

Answer:

Dear Illiterate,
I can think of two: “bah humbug” …
— Mr. Grinch

Mr. Grinch painfully accepts the responsibility of wishing you a safe and peaceful holiday season, and a steady income for the new year.

The audio in this 41-second video clip seems to provide evidence that the dog’s owners think their loving canine is quite funny.

If one of my dogs ever displayed such behavior, I don’t believe I’d stay in the same room for very long.

The source of this video is unknown. If this is your video, then you are very lucky … at least you can still operate a computer. I would hope you have the rest of your digits, as well.